Little Dowager

You want green?! I give you green.

And then my lecturers said, “It’s too green, like… lizards”. Somehow they prefer the designs that I don’t really like. I think there’s something wrong with my taste.

Aiyah-ugh-grumbles-mumbles. Now I need to change my colour scheme again. What colour should I use next…?!

Purple looks appealing. Not this kinda purple lah, but probably deep royal purple or something. I hate blue and we were advised not to use bright red/orange/yellow. Wah lao, what’s left?!

Remember Cadavers in My Closet? (If you don’t, just ignore) Helloween-y bag. Severed teddy head over-locked with red threads and tied with red ribbons to look bloody. Less is more. I can’t be bothered with its torso or legs.

Someone suggested that I should have used a big teddy head instead… but I’m not too keen on teddy bears. Teddy bears are a waste of money and space.

Did you watch Project Runway on Channel 5 last night?

What an interesting mix of designers-contestants.

There’s a punk girl.

There’s a willowy Audrey Hepburn lookalike.

There’s this whiny bitch Brit from, um Britain.

And to quote the whiny Brit, “a Miss Caribbean“.

Two blonde ladies. One old, one young.

One hansem Lestat lookalike.

Another, uh… Dude.

And there are three spanishy/latinoey looking dudes whom I can’t be bothered with.

Oh. And another dude who used to work in the pr0nography industry. Not as the one acting, of course.

My favorite? Austin, that Lestat lookalike guy with “the smallest waist in three counties”. He looked so immaculate most of the time, he dresses to his own design philosophy, and ultimately, he’s the only dude who dared to work with perishable material (corn husk) for the first challenge. Too bad he’s a bit too effiminate. I bet he likes reading Anne Rice’s homo-erotic novels, like… the Vampire Chronicle.

But one thing I don’t like is Heidi Klum. Ta pai Heidi Klum. Any entertainment show remotedly related to fashion will have Heidi Klum OR Molly Sim as the host. Damn sian. Can show someone else not? No Cindy moley Crawford (old school) and no Linda Evangelista (she looked so botoxed) too.

P/s: I got the links from BravoTV from Catbury. Damn spoiler! Now we all know who the winner is! = /