The other day I bought this gold-looking eyelash machine for $3.90. Nothing fantastic, the usual crimper with rubber that curls my lashes.
But the thing that really caught my eyes was the creative usage of english language on the back of the packaging. Lame Japanese-english cannot even compare to what was printed on this Made-in-China product packaging.
I left the image unedited for you to enjoy pure unadulterated hilarity.
I wish I knew how to quit you.
Everytime I feel alone I can blame it on you And I do You got me like a loaded gun Golden sun, and a sky so blue we both know that we want it but we both know you left me no choice You just bring me down So I’m counting the tears Till I get over you Michelle Branch - Till I get over you
If I had been in a bad mood today, I would have told Miss stupidly-in-love to fuck off and leave me outta her silly lovers-on-the-phone squabble.
But noooooo. I am nice girl, so I tiam tiam look away and appear uninterested.
If I had been in a bad mood today, I would told Miss stupidly-in-love to get her acts together, do her work and don’t mess with our group project.
But noooooo. I am nice girl, so I tiam tiam, did my stuff, ate my junks, and went home to nurse my toothache.
It’s just valentine day wat. So excited for wat?!
Anyway, Happy Valentine Day y’all.
Suckers.
