The other day I bought this gold-looking eyelash machine for $3.90. Nothing fantastic, the usual crimper with rubber that curls my lashes.
But the thing that really caught my eyes was the creative usage of english language on the back of the packaging. Lame Japanese-english cannot even compare to what was printed on this Made-in-China product packaging.
I left the image unedited for you to enjoy pure unadulterated hilarity.
P/s: It’s funny how the typeface of the header resembles plucked nose hairs. Curly-wurly with a little bulb.


that ‘empty bottle of journey’ . . . gotta have one of those.
Comment by fortycalibernap — 13 February, 2006 @
No other country beats China for being the worst English grammers. And I really mean they are the worst English grammers.
Oh yes, one empty bottle of journey for me too, please.
Comment by Jayaxe — 15 February, 2006 @