1. Under the blah blah blah blah blah attendance requirement, it is stipulated that any student who fails to attain the minimum required attendance of 85% (including approved leave) for a subject is deemed to have failed the subject unless blah blah blah blah. 2. Our records showed that you have failed to maintain at least 85% attendance for the following subject: Constructed Textiles Design 3. You are therefore deemed to have failed the above subject in this semester.

Wah lao. Say earlier mah. Made me work so hard then tell me I won’t get any bananas.

Screwed up man (pun intended).

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