Taken from just about everyone else who did this.

My ex is a guy who still amazes me with the things he has done for me, to me. Maybe I should try be more productive everyday. I love a man who will give me 70cent if he only have 1 dollar. I don’t understand Gemini and Leos. I lose my confidence if you don’t look at me. People say I’m a lame joker. Bear with it people. Love is something I dream for every other day. Somewhere, someone is doing more productive things than me. I will always be here, only if you’re there. Forever is a very big lie that no one should make. I never want to hurt you. I think the current US President loves money, power and killing more than a blowjob. When I wake up in the morning I check if it’s already too late to go for work. My past is promiscuous. I get annoyed when people screw up the job and I have to clean it up. Parties are for people to find someone to spend quiet, quality time together. My dog is a dog which was fucking afraid of the thunder. My cat is a cat that always leave me for the a bigger outdoor adventure. Kisses are the best when it’s impulsively given and voraciously received Tomorrow is my last day working at Macpherson. I really want more money and a special person. I have low tolerance for people who take me for an idiot and lie to me ever so often.

For anyone who wants to do this like everyone else.