Little Dowager

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Dear Sir/Ma I am most pleased to write you on this issue of a loud able business proposal, and I hope you will be of a great help to assist in concluding the transaction on my behalf. First introducing myself, I am Mr. Fu kwok wing, a Hung Kong, Canadian citizen formally based in Iraq as a chartered accountant with a road construction firm whose company though later was folded due to the incessant political turbulence in that country where the U.S allied forces captured some of us who work for the former military dictator SADAM HUSEIN who has just been killed by hanging after he was found guilty by an international court of justice for committing genocide against humanity. We where taking to the united state of America where we were kept under house arrest as dittanies with just only the internet and radio made available to us with which I am able to have a contact to you on this proposal. The finance minister to the late SADAM HUSEIN currently at large who was a friend of mine left in my possession the sum of $60,000,000,USD which I already deposited in two trunk boxes in a security company in Europe tagged as a consignment of jewelries and diplomatic materials. I will need your able assistance to go claim the consignment on my behalf and keep in your custody as I will not want the goods over stayed in the security company for fear of confiscation. I will give to you all the legal relevant document pertaining to the deposit of the consignment such as the certificate of deposit and the airway bill including my international passport which has just been released to me and a power of attorney which will legally authorize you to have an effective claim of the goods. This important document will be forwarded to you as soon as you indicate your interest and willingness to claim this consignment on my behalf. I have decided to give you in compensation 25% of the total amount when finally claimed by you. The balance of the money you will help to keep for me in your custody until I meet with you shortly after my release from detention. I have the plans for investment program in your country as I hope you will be of great help to direct me in achieving this heart desire. I will need the following from you upon your interest and readiness, your full names, country of origin and address including telephone and fax numbers. Thank you while I anticipate your prompt response of acceptance My regards Mr. Fu Kwok wing

Dear Sir

I am not your Ma but thank you for your detailed email but I cannot help but wonder is your comma button spoil cos your sentences seem so long that I find it rather difficult to read and understand but if you could draft another email with proper punctuations I may want to help you out cos you are chinese and fellow chinese should help one another and so if you want my help please revert back with your full names and your country of origin with address including telephone and fax numbers.

Thank your for your time and awaiting for your prompt response…

Thanks & Regards J