I absolutely do not understands why Singaporeans feel the need spend every single moment fiddling with their handphone.

They seems to have an endless stream of Smses coming in and going out. Occasionally the phone rings and they answer to a neverendingly dull conversation. More often than not, they click around the phone aimlessly, hopping from one menu to the other, deleting old Smses, filtering through their call history, looking at the pictures of their bitches pooches…

This is what I do before I sleep, because it’s so boring.