SMS from Friend reads: Hey bitches! Wanna meet up for dinner on Boxing day?! Can only meet later in the evening like.. 9 something… RESPONSE!

Self-though: TMD so late then sms. Think we all don’t have to work.

SMS back: Nah sorry girl, too late. Gotta work next day.

SMS from friend: Huh, I thought we could meet up and just talk… Earliest would be 730?

Self thought: roll my eyeballs you mean we meet up and listen to you talk right?!

SMS back: Nah really can’t another time please..