I was so pissed with myself for succumbing to a MacD double cheese burger the other day. I’ve been trying to wean off Mac D - one vice at a time - haven’t touch a synthetic potato fries/or a s**t beef patty for the last six months.

I was not even craving for it, but I was pretty darn hungry by then since I missed lunch. The burger delivered was dry, lukewarm, slightly limp and the cheese was cold. When I was munching on it, it was so tasteless I had to pile on the garlicky chilli sauce (that I love!) just to induce some form of flavour to the meat.

After an hour or so, I burped. I swear to god, my burp smells like diarrhea papaya or something.


Never again I tell you. Never again.