Little Dowager

Mama says, Don’t eat your hair.

Or you’ll end up with a 10 pound mass of tangled hair in your stomach, just like this woman.

Obviously, not safe before lunchtime.

A glass and a half full productions created this Cadbury advertisement, of a Gorilla drumming to a Phil Collins song…

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And Wonderbra created a spoof, proudly presenting their Two cups full of joy… (obviously, bouncing boobies are not very work safe)

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Watch this video - a mother giving good advice on how to please a woman.

Priceless, priceless expression.

Edit: Woops, missed out the link earlier.

Race Queen gone wrong.

Yes yes, I know, everyone thought most of the girls were mediocre.

But that’s not the point. Don’t you think their shoes were worst?!

Why bother with those not-here-not-there 2-3 inch “kitten heels”? Might as well go all the way and wear sky high 4-4.5inch strappy stilettos or platform pumps.

Woo hoo, I finally place an ad on my blog!

I’ve always wanted to join Nuffnang, unfortunately Missy does not have 20 unique visitors everyday. Some days I get 24, some days only 8.

That is until I discovered Adverlets.com. It doesn’t hurt to read some rather positive feedback about them on the blogosphere.

I doubt I will earn much, but nevermind, 50 dollar or 50cents, is still money earned at the end of the day.

In other news, I also added a Paypal donation button below my ad. Yes I’m selling out, if not how else am I going to support my ebay addiction dreams & ambition of being a successful designer in unfashion-conscious Singapore?!

Do you see CLOCKWISE or ANTI-CLOCKWISE?

I’ve been staring at this picture for 3 days and cannot see the Anti-clockwise at all. My friend keep telling me to stare at the butt, but I don’t see anything! ARGHTHRHGGHGH.

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I finally discovered what this song is roughly about…

Hi, this is Yoshio Kojima! Previously I appeared on “エンタの神様” to show this performance However however, I got one comment: ‘Why are you naked?’ Chorus: But, it doesn’t matter at all! It doesn’t matter at all!　 It doesn’t matter at all! Say, “OPP!”　 Chintonshantenton, Chintonshantenton I was born in Oki Oki Okinawa. Ryoko Kuninaga is also from Oki Oki Okinawa. However however, she is a little frightened with me. *repeat chorus* I still rely on the allowance. But, it doesn’t matter at all! I don’t wash my swimming trunks. But, it doesn’t matter at all! My grandpa is Brazilian. But, it doesn’t matter at all! The beats sounds somewhat out of date. But, it doesn’t matter at all! I didn’t like that ad lib to add… But, it doesn’t matter at all! …now finished! I don’t know how to finish. But, it doesn’t matter at all!　　It doesn’t matter at all! Now please close the door. But, it doesn’t matter at all!　　It doesn’t matter at all…

And “say OPP!” actually stands for…

Ocean Pacific Peace.

Test you internet download/upload speed!

My result peaked at: Download Speed: 981 kbps (122.6 KB/sec transfer rate) Upload Speed: 221 kbps (27.6 KB/sec transfer rate)

One firefox theme for the Leopard Queen.

Bling bling!

Okay okay, the real scientific stuff after the jump.

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